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A really serious ice cream problem| Jules Maas

By JULES MAAS
Covington Reporter Columnist
August 4, 2010 · Updated 6:38 PM 

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Jules: “Do you know what I heard on NPR today?”

Travis: “NPR? I didn’t think you listened to that anymore.”

Jules: “I don’t. But I was channel surfing, and I heard this. You’re not going to believe it.”

Travis: “The BP oil cap broke again.”

Jules: “Nope.”

Travis: “Congress isn’t extending unemployment benefits.”

Jules: “Nope.”

Travis: “Then what?”

Jules: “Baskin and Robbins is discontinuing FRENCH VANILLA.”

Travis: “…You’re not serious.”

Jules: “I totally am.”

Travis: “That’s like discontinuing AIR.”

Contact Covington Reporter Columnist Jules Maas at editor@maplevalleyreporter.com.

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